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Why are the Liberals so Upset I Burned Down that Orphanage, Huh?
I’ll tell ya, there’s nothing sweeter than liberal tears.
Feb 8 • 
Andrew Singleton
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Why are the Liberals so Upset I Burned Down that Orphanage, Huh?
Santa’s Workshop is Now An Amazon Subsidiary
It's Christmas, optimized.
Dec 20, 2024 • 
Andrew Singleton
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Santa’s Workshop is Now An Amazon Subsidiary
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Our Company Is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
Unfortunately, due to record profits, we are no longer in the position of wanting to keep paying you.
Dec 16, 2024 • 
Andrew Singleton
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Our Company Is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
Tips for How to Drink and Run the DoD Responsibly
Drink water between nuclear strikes.
Dec 10, 2024 • 
Andrew Singleton
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Tips for How to Drink and Run the DoD Responsibly
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