Satire

Why are the Liberals so Upset I Burned Down that Orphanage, Huh?

I’ll tell ya, there’s nothing sweeter than liberal tears.

Feb 8 •

Andrew Singleton

Santa’s Workshop is Now An Amazon Subsidiary

It's Christmas, optimized.

Dec 20, 2024 •

Andrew Singleton

Our Company Is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired

Unfortunately, due to record profits, we are no longer in the position of wanting to keep paying you.

Dec 16, 2024 •

Andrew Singleton

Tips for How to Drink and Run the DoD Responsibly

Drink water between nuclear strikes.

Dec 10, 2024 •

Andrew Singleton

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