Archive - Monkey Bullets

What would mankind do with artificial superintelligence? Have sex with it, obviously.

Jun 22 •

Andrew Singleton

April 2025

In a world where money buys youth, unchecked ultrawealth has unintended consequences.

Apr 5 •

Andrew Singleton

March 2025

The Last Town in the Wild West

A love story at the end of a nation.

Mar 3 •

Andrew Singleton

February 2025

Why are the Liberals so Upset I Burned Down that Orphanage, Huh?

I’ll tell ya, there’s nothing sweeter than liberal tears.

Feb 8 •

Andrew Singleton

January 2025

December 2024

Flash Fiction the News: Billionaire Twitter War

Rage and loneliness in Austin, Texas.

Dec 29, 2024 •

Andrew Singleton

Everybody is somebody to somebody.

Dec 27, 2024 •

Andrew Singleton

Flash Fiction the News: Secret Congressional Dementia

The halls of power run through an assisted living facility.

Dec 23, 2024 •

Andrew Singleton

Santa’s Workshop is Now An Amazon Subsidiary

It's Christmas, optimized.

Dec 20, 2024 •

Andrew Singleton

Flash Fiction the News: Haitian U.N. Water Pitcher.

Haitian President Edgard Leblanc Fils' stands before the world and drinks straight from the pitcher.

Dec 18, 2024 •

Andrew Singleton

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